Alberta is as conservative and as oily as it can get in Canada. So post-fact, it isn’t surprising that the just former US President George W. Bush is giving (possibly) his first post-presidency private speaking event in Calgary.
“Calgary is a nice place. I feel completely at home here. Its got a lot of oil. Its got people with some really nice values and my favorite philosopher in their lives. Its like good ol’ Texas, a bit cold but what you guys really need you is some Bush. Eight momentous f***ing glorious years of peace, progress and harmony. Did I just say f***ing?”